Goddammit, I'm Getting Lazy

I seriously need to get my shit together! I haven't been posting as frequently as I should and it's bumming me out! I'm really sorry about everything, and all. I have no excuse except being a lazy fuck.

I just finished writing a book so I've been worrying about whoring that out to the masses and whatnot, so I suppose I have a (shitty) excuse.

I do hope you can forgive me; I have a shit-ton of ideas floating around for new lists and posts. So, bear with me for just a bit and I'll start writing a lot more.

Really, I think I just got exhausted from writing two, or three posts a day! When you start something, you always thrust yourself into it and do a lot, never realising you're expected to do it daily! So, please accept my apology and in due time, I'll start writing much more.

Thanks.

My Apologies for My Absense Today...

I had to take leave on personal matters. (Personal matters you ask? Well, fuck you! It's personal!) This required me getting up at the ripe time of 6:45 and returning home around 1:30. Holy shit, was I tired!

For someone who never sleeps, I sure as shit slept a lot today. I didn't really dream of anything, though. Which is a first for me, I typically sleep only to be brought batshit crazy philosophical and allegorical messages in the form of insane, unrealistic and very lucid dreams.

I believe my elongated slumber was instigated by my body to finally catch up on its goddamn sleep. Thankfully, because of the 1:30 to 9:00 "nap", I will be more than happy to post a shit ton of posts, lists and jokes tonight.

So, again, I apologise for my absence during the day. But I am a night owl, aren't I? I'm sure I can kick out some lovely posts within the following hours.