My Predictions For the Finale of 'Breaking Bad'

As you know, I love the shit out of AMC's Breaking Bad. It's my second-favourite television programme of all-time. (The first one being FX's Rescue Me.) I also own all the available seasons on DVD. That being said; I'm hella pumped for the final eight episodes of this badass show. So, like everyone else, allow me to throw my idea out to the interwebs for you to enjoy:

 Without knowing any details whatsoever, I have my own slew of predictions for the finale of Breaking Bad, and I hope that it will be far better than what I have in mind.

Personally, I think that since the teaser of the first episode of the fifth season was Walter, alone, on his 52nd birthday, we can assume that he is on the run from the police. (I mean, Hank was pretty fucking shocked in the mid-season finale.) He gives the alias 'Lambert', which could be relating to Johann Heinrich Lambert, a famous mathematician, physicist, philosopher and astronomer. I say this because Walt already uses the alias 'Heisenberg' who is named after Werner Heisenberg, a theoretical physicist. We can also assume his cancer is acting up because of his pill-popping. And finally, he purchases a gun. All of these things could be where we pick up in the finale.

From my perspective, it's been a year of Walter on the run from Hank and the DEA. At this point in time, he is hopeless, and tired of running. He just spent his final 100 dollar bill; the last of his drug money. He no longer has Jesse, who has moved in with Andrea and Brock to live a normal, healthy life. He also no longer has Skyler or Walter Jr. because of a dastardly deed. (Which I'll explain in a moment.) He has returned to Albuquerque, New Mexico to finally finish what he started.

With his cancer starting up again, with a vengeance, he knows he has very little time remaining. He will try to reconcile with Skyler but will fail. After a final attempt to contact Jesse, by visiting him at his home, he will stir up a lot of bad blood between them, as Jesse will by this point know that Walt didn't save Jane. 

Remember that evil thing Walter did that Skyler can't forgive him for? Well, he killed Holly to save his own life. Deep shit, huh? Well, it'll get deeper.

In the last act, Hank will visit Walt and the two will talk. Walt will know his time is up, and Hank knows he won't go down without taking him with him. After a major-ass shootout, with Jesse trying to save his partner and Skyler trying to save Hank. Everyone will be dead, except for Hank, Jesse and Walt. Hank will kill Jesse; Walt will kill Hank; and the SWAT team will kill Walt.

The final shot of the series will be of Walter Jr. living with Marie and they will be watching endless news stories of what happened. Walt Jr. will excuse himself to the restroom, and he will pass by the room with the water heater. He'll notice the hole in the floor and will open it. There, he'll find money and a box of stuff. Among the objects in it, he'll find a note telling Walt Jr. how sorry he is for what he did. Deeper in the box, he'll find a recipe...for blue meth...

CUE SPIN-OFF!

 

Shit, I'd watch it.

Walter White is a Sociopath (And Here's Why)

Okay, we all love Breaking Bad, and if you do not...well...go fuck yourself.

Anyway, as the final half of the final season will air in August; I feel it best to look back on the series as a whole, and think about our beloved anti-hero, Walter "Heisenberg" White. Listen, I love him as much as the rest of the fans do, but it doesn't excuse what a cold-hearted bastard he is. Not to mention that Jesse is the true hero of the show; not Walt. After rewatching seasons 1 through 5A; I finally came to the conclusion that Walt is nothing more than your average sociopath. How so, you may ask? Well, allow me to elaborate:

1. Lack of Empathy

Think about it; whenever Jesse has a problem, Walt pretends to care about him in order to make him think he's a good friend, only if it's in his best interest. Walter is responsible for everything wrong in Jesse's. For starters, had Walt never flunked Jesse and tried to help him learn instead of making him feel stupid, he wouldn't have went into making meth. Next, he pretty much forces Jesse to cook with him, threatening him with the possibility of turning him into the police if he doesn't do as he wishes. Then, he makes him go and sling crystals while he's safe-and-sound in the RV. Then, he let's Jane die, making Jesse feel to blame. Then he makes Jesse kill Gale to save himself. Not to even go into how he almost killed Brock to get Jesse back on his side; almost getting him arrested for knowing about ricin. Jesus H. Christ! You are such an unempathic asshole, Walt.

2. Superficial Charm

"I am the one who knocks." Walter tells Skyler in season 4. He is so full of himself as being the forerunner of an empire, and being 'the greatest cook in the country' boasting about his 99.1% pure meth. He acts like he is the shit; and no one else can touch him. "I won." He ends his conversation with Skyler in the final episode of season 4. Yes, you did, you smug son-of-a-bitch; but at what cost?


3. Lack of Remorse, or Guilt

How many goddamn people has Walter even killed? Well, there's Emilio and Krazy-8 in season 1, ran over a drug dealer, then shot his friend in the head and let Jane die, and then instigated Jane's father into colliding the two planes killing 167 in season 2, forced Jesse to kill Gale, supplied the bomb that Hector used to kill Gus and his henchman, Tyrus as well as two of Gus' other henchman in season 4, then he shot Mike and mortally wounded him and instigated ten of Gus' ex-employees. Does he give two shits? Nope.

4. Criminal Diversity

Well, let's see:

• Stealing lab equipment from his own class
• Making meth.
• Stealing a barrel of methylamine.
• Killing seven people first-hand
• Killing one-hundred-eighty-two people second-hand.
• Lying religiously to everyone.

No comment.

5. Pathological Lying

Again, no comment.

Well, I dare say; Walter, you don't become a sociopath, you're born one. Walter was always an evil, evil bastard. He just realised he could be it after his diagnosis.