People often disdain this song for no good reason other than the fact that it's avant-garde. Well, I have some news, motherfuckers, different can be good. Imagine if The Beatles never tried anything different?
They'd have stopped after A Hard Day's Night, would be forgotten; and their greatest song would be And, I Love Her.
Listen, experimentation is good! I for one love the shit out of Revolution 9, it's a weird-ass compilation of sounds to illustrate the rise, fall and aftermath of a revolution. Brilliantly done, I might add. A lot of people complain that it's "too scary" for them to listen to.
Who the fuck gets scared by a Beatles' song? Dumb motherfuckers, I suppose.
Listen, I get that it's not for everyone; but don't unfairly bash it and hail it the "worst" Beatles' song. It isn't; the absolute worst Beatles' song is Honey Pie. Seriously, fuck that song and any song by Paul during his 'granny shit' phase.
Showing posts with label John Lennon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Lennon. Show all posts
Sunday, June 23, 2013
And Now, My Top 10 Favourite Books
Last time, I did the five books I was enjoying at that moment in time; now, I bring to you my top ten favourite books of all time (non-fiction and fiction included.):
10. In His Own Write - John Lennon
So, this is a book of nonsense poetry and stories. It's not a technically 'great' book, but it is perfect for a lark and is a great, short read. It's also noteworthy for being the first non-Beatles thing any of the four ever did. John also wrote two more books entitled: A Spaniard in the Works and Skywriting by Word of Mouth. Neither had quite the impact his first book had on me.
9. Journey to the Centre of the Earth - Jules Verne
It may seem a tad distant than my previous choice, y'know? However, I'm quite fond of this story and of the characters. May I also express my love for the original film, as well. The remake/reboot/whatever-the-fuck was just horrible. But, I will say that both the novel and original film are both ranking high in both my literary and film favourites.
8. John - Cynthia Lennon
By Lennon, Journey to the Centre of the Earth is sandwiched in-between two Lennon books! One by him and one about him! In this non-fiction biography by his first wife, Cynthia, John tells about the relationship they had together and in spite of all the negative aspects she brings to the forefront about John's life; she counter-balances it by talking about how much they loved one another, how horrid John's life was and how fame so young ruined both their marriage, and his relationship with his first son Julian.
7. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
This is a pseudo-fiction, pseudo-non-fiction book by Hunter S. Thompson based upon two real-life trips to Las Vegas that he took with a man by the name of Oscar Zeta Acosta. Of course, because it's technically fiction he embellishes and makes things up; but on the whole, this novel is based on real events, as well as the numerous LSD trips Thompson and Acosta took during their lovely trips.
6. Why We Suck - Denis Leary
Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud and Lazy is the first book by Dr. Denis Leary, who actually received an honorary doctorate from Emerson College. Denis is most well-known for his first comedy special No Cure for Cancer in which many suspect he took a great deal of material from former friend and fellow comedian Bill Hicks; however, I don't agree. He's also well-known for my favourite television programme of all-time Rescue Me. In this book it's partially autobiography, partially essays, partially jokes; well, you get the point.
5. The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
Fuck you, I like this book. I can relate to Holden Caulfield; I am a bitchy adolescent who just wants to find his place in the world. Now, some of you may find it a tad ironic that a list of favourite books includes a book about John Lennon and a book by John Lennon, and a book that inspired Mark David Chapman to shoot-and-kill John Lennon are all on the same list. Well, simply put; J.D Salinger didn't write the book with hopes MDC would kill John. I mean, no shit.
4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kesey
Now, be aware I love both the novel and the film; and the film I love much, much more. But I still love the fuck out of this novel! I like the idea of a regular guy unneededly put into a mental asylum filled with 'crazy' people and he helps them love who they are and to challenge authority! I'm kind of anti-authority myself, so it makes sense.
3. Napalm and Silly Putty - George Carlin
Last non-fiction book on the list. I love all of Carlin's books, but I feel that this one was really his best. I mean, George is my favourite comedian of all-time; and to have a book of his best material, thoughts and opinions? Genius! Sure, it was his third book; but it's still his best. Not to mention this book inspired me to write Poppycock.
2. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
It was pretty tough putting this book at number two because of the sheer impact it had on me whilst reading it; however, I still stand by my number one choice and feel that, while this novella is terrific and a real statement on society and how we view morality; the final chapter (thankfully omitted from the US version and the film) just ruins everything. A book about a teenager who loves rape, murder and violence suddenly reforms completely and moves on? I don't care if he's older, Alex is a fucking sociopath and you know it! You can't change shit like that! Didn't we establish the Ludovico technique didn't even work on him and he was just playing along? Come on now, Anthony!
1. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
I don't give a shit what anyone says. This is the most poetic, allegorical, statement on society, view of morality, view of innocence and exploration for the inherent evil of humanity is simply the greatest work of fiction because it's very much like a non-fiction book! It is simply the greatest and most well-thought out books of all-time. I mean, the ending marking the end of innocence is fucking beautiful.
10. In His Own Write - John Lennon
So, this is a book of nonsense poetry and stories. It's not a technically 'great' book, but it is perfect for a lark and is a great, short read. It's also noteworthy for being the first non-Beatles thing any of the four ever did. John also wrote two more books entitled: A Spaniard in the Works and Skywriting by Word of Mouth. Neither had quite the impact his first book had on me.
9. Journey to the Centre of the Earth - Jules Verne
It may seem a tad distant than my previous choice, y'know? However, I'm quite fond of this story and of the characters. May I also express my love for the original film, as well. The remake/reboot/whatever-the-fuck was just horrible. But, I will say that both the novel and original film are both ranking high in both my literary and film favourites.
8. John - Cynthia Lennon
By Lennon, Journey to the Centre of the Earth is sandwiched in-between two Lennon books! One by him and one about him! In this non-fiction biography by his first wife, Cynthia, John tells about the relationship they had together and in spite of all the negative aspects she brings to the forefront about John's life; she counter-balances it by talking about how much they loved one another, how horrid John's life was and how fame so young ruined both their marriage, and his relationship with his first son Julian.
7. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
This is a pseudo-fiction, pseudo-non-fiction book by Hunter S. Thompson based upon two real-life trips to Las Vegas that he took with a man by the name of Oscar Zeta Acosta. Of course, because it's technically fiction he embellishes and makes things up; but on the whole, this novel is based on real events, as well as the numerous LSD trips Thompson and Acosta took during their lovely trips.
6. Why We Suck - Denis Leary
Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud and Lazy is the first book by Dr. Denis Leary, who actually received an honorary doctorate from Emerson College. Denis is most well-known for his first comedy special No Cure for Cancer in which many suspect he took a great deal of material from former friend and fellow comedian Bill Hicks; however, I don't agree. He's also well-known for my favourite television programme of all-time Rescue Me. In this book it's partially autobiography, partially essays, partially jokes; well, you get the point.
5. The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
Fuck you, I like this book. I can relate to Holden Caulfield; I am a bitchy adolescent who just wants to find his place in the world. Now, some of you may find it a tad ironic that a list of favourite books includes a book about John Lennon and a book by John Lennon, and a book that inspired Mark David Chapman to shoot-and-kill John Lennon are all on the same list. Well, simply put; J.D Salinger didn't write the book with hopes MDC would kill John. I mean, no shit.
4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kesey
Now, be aware I love both the novel and the film; and the film I love much, much more. But I still love the fuck out of this novel! I like the idea of a regular guy unneededly put into a mental asylum filled with 'crazy' people and he helps them love who they are and to challenge authority! I'm kind of anti-authority myself, so it makes sense.
3. Napalm and Silly Putty - George Carlin
Last non-fiction book on the list. I love all of Carlin's books, but I feel that this one was really his best. I mean, George is my favourite comedian of all-time; and to have a book of his best material, thoughts and opinions? Genius! Sure, it was his third book; but it's still his best. Not to mention this book inspired me to write Poppycock.
2. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
It was pretty tough putting this book at number two because of the sheer impact it had on me whilst reading it; however, I still stand by my number one choice and feel that, while this novella is terrific and a real statement on society and how we view morality; the final chapter (thankfully omitted from the US version and the film) just ruins everything. A book about a teenager who loves rape, murder and violence suddenly reforms completely and moves on? I don't care if he's older, Alex is a fucking sociopath and you know it! You can't change shit like that! Didn't we establish the Ludovico technique didn't even work on him and he was just playing along? Come on now, Anthony!
1. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
I don't give a shit what anyone says. This is the most poetic, allegorical, statement on society, view of morality, view of innocence and exploration for the inherent evil of humanity is simply the greatest work of fiction because it's very much like a non-fiction book! It is simply the greatest and most well-thought out books of all-time. I mean, the ending marking the end of innocence is fucking beautiful.
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Greetings from The Cynical Asshole.
Hey there, world; I'm The Cynical Asshole himself, Josh Surratt. Consider this a prologue to all the offensive, vile and down-right sickening posts you will be reading from me. Allow me to go over some basic information:
1. I have a website, it's much better than this; go check it out sometime: "http://thecynicalasshole.webs.com/"
2. I'm a freelance columnist. So please, for the love of Lennon; find me some goddamn work!
3. I'm a Left-Libertarian. So, expect me to be very socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
4. I don't believe in your faggy-ass God; so try to keep your respective panties out of a bunch.
5. I love The Beatles with a passion; expect those bastards to pop up a lot.
6. Rescue Me and Breaking Bad are the greatest shows to ever exist...ever...
7. The Breakfast Club is my favourite film of all-time.
8. Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/JoshBlakeSurratt
9. I'm obsessed with the number nine.
10. Find me on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DXFan1269
11. Find me on Tumblr (Yep, I'm hip.): http://joshsurrattlennon.tumblr.com/
12. I love cats; fuck dogs.
13. I wrote a book, please buy it: goo.gl/qMBmY
Anything else; just ask. So, that's my list of things you should know about me. I hope I make you laugh and piss you off a bit. See you later, assholes.
1. I have a website, it's much better than this; go check it out sometime: "http://thecynicalasshole.webs.com/"
2. I'm a freelance columnist. So please, for the love of Lennon; find me some goddamn work!
3. I'm a Left-Libertarian. So, expect me to be very socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
4. I don't believe in your faggy-ass God; so try to keep your respective panties out of a bunch.
5. I love The Beatles with a passion; expect those bastards to pop up a lot.
6. Rescue Me and Breaking Bad are the greatest shows to ever exist...ever...
7. The Breakfast Club is my favourite film of all-time.
8. Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/JoshBlakeSurratt
9. I'm obsessed with the number nine.
10. Find me on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DXFan1269
11. Find me on Tumblr (Yep, I'm hip.): http://joshsurrattlennon.tumblr.com/
12. I love cats; fuck dogs.
13. I wrote a book, please buy it: goo.gl/qMBmY
Anything else; just ask. So, that's my list of things you should know about me. I hope I make you laugh and piss you off a bit. See you later, assholes.
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