Sweet fucking chocolate Christ, this show sucks the big one! My sister has three seasons on DVD and she insisted I watch them because, quote: "This show is amazing!"
Well, that's the biggest piece of horseshit I've heard since The Warren Report. This show is a pretentious, horrifically bad acted, even worse written, Christian-drenched piece of television I've ever had the misfortune of watching. Keep in mind, I'm only on episode two!
Now, this may not surprise you, but the chick who created this ungodly goddamn shitcake also created Seventh Heaven, another piss-poor television show that people seem to fall head-over-heels in love with.
The only thing is, at least Seventh Heaven has an excuse; it was a family programme. This, however, is directed at the 13 to 17 female demographic. Besides shoving abstinence and Jesus down our throats every couple of minutes. It also gives us an unbelievable (In the bad way.) and all-around underwhelming show.
How in the fuck has this thing lasted this long?! From what I can tell thus far: Amy is a cunt, her friends are annoying "girlfriends" (Who, just had to be minorities) Ben is a borderline stalker, Grace is a sexually repressed Jesus-freak whore, Adrian is just a whore, and Ricky is a 'sensitive' bad boy.
Fuck this show.
P.S: The theme song blows too.
P.S.S: Holy shit! Claire Standish (Molly Ringwald for all you youngsters) sung it?!
P.S.S.S: Bender was right, Claire did get fat.
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