Hey there, world; I'm The Cynical Asshole himself, Josh Surratt. Consider this a prologue to all the offensive, vile and down-right sickening posts you will be reading from me. Allow me to go over some basic information:
1. I have a website, it's much better than this; go check it out sometime: "http://thecynicalasshole.webs.com/"
2. I'm a freelance columnist. So please, for the love of Lennon; find me some goddamn work!
3. I'm a Left-Libertarian. So, expect me to be very socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
4. I don't believe in your faggy-ass God; so try to keep your respective panties out of a bunch.
5. I love The Beatles with a passion; expect those bastards to pop up a lot.
6. Rescue Me and Breaking Bad are the greatest shows to ever exist...ever...
7. The Breakfast Club is my favourite film of all-time.
8. Find me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/JoshBlakeSurratt
9. I'm obsessed with the number nine.
10. Find me on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DXFan1269
11. Find me on Tumblr (Yep, I'm hip.): http://joshsurrattlennon.tumblr.com/
12. I love cats; fuck dogs.
13. I wrote a book, please buy it: goo.gl/qMBmY
Anything else; just ask. So, that's my list of things you should know about me. I hope I make you laugh and piss you off a bit. See you later, assholes.
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