My Apologies for My Absense Today...

I had to take leave on personal matters. (Personal matters you ask? Well, fuck you! It's personal!) This required me getting up at the ripe time of 6:45 and returning home around 1:30. Holy shit, was I tired!

For someone who never sleeps, I sure as shit slept a lot today. I didn't really dream of anything, though. Which is a first for me, I typically sleep only to be brought batshit crazy philosophical and allegorical messages in the form of insane, unrealistic and very lucid dreams.

I believe my elongated slumber was instigated by my body to finally catch up on its goddamn sleep. Thankfully, because of the 1:30 to 9:00 "nap", I will be more than happy to post a shit ton of posts, lists and jokes tonight.

So, again, I apologise for my absence during the day. But I am a night owl, aren't I? I'm sure I can kick out some lovely posts within the following hours.